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Showing posts with label writers block. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Writing on Wednesday: Why Writing in Bed is Not So Weird After All, or the Odd Writing Habits of a Few Famous Authors

Whether you are standing up, lying down, naked, eating apples, or out in your garden shed as you write, you are apparently in great company.  Many authors have unique writing rituals or habits, or wish we didn't procrastinate so much and actually had writing rituals or habits.  Whatever it takes to get the job done; the proverbial "butt in chair" method that is oft quoted seems to help but a few of us.  Others require some very specific conditions.

Carl Hiaasen likes to face a blank wall, and wears noise-cancelling earmuffs. 
Dan Brown occasionally dons a pair of gravity boots and hangs upside-down from a special frame.
Ruth Krauss kept her manuscripts in the refrigerator.
Agatha Christie ate apples.
Flannery O'Connor preferred vanilla wafers.
Victor Hugo wrote in the nude so he would not be able to leave the house and instructed his valet to hide his clothes.
Roald Dahl composed in the privacy of his garden shed.
James Joyce wrote lying on his stomach in bed with a large blue pencil and wearing a white coat.
Truman Capote also liked to write lying down.
Stephen King is quoted as saying he had a goal of 2000 "adverb-less" words a day.
Lewis Carroll preferred using purple ink.
Joseph Heller arrived at some of his greatest ideas while riding the bus.
Woody Allen was inspired during crowded subway rides.

Some of my fellow writers claim they must be at the local library or sitting in a Starbucks since there are too many distractions at home.  Others keep to a strict daily two or three hour time frame or their required 1000 or 2000 words.  Still others have warm up activities - such as write about the last thing that made you laugh/cry, or do 30 jumping jacks.  Another must wear red flannel pajamas.

So what weird thing do you do?  And does it help?
Maybe we don't have writer's block after all.  Perhaps we are like Harold and all we need is  a purple crayon.

Andrea Perry, November 19, 20114

Friday, October 5, 2012

Treats in the Treasure Chest

     Sometimes in the midst of a dry spell, or writer's block, or a series of form rejection letters, I like to visit my treasure chest.  It is a worn and dog-eared manila folder of stuff that I have collected over the years because something tickled my fancy in one way or another.  Right now the two things I have revisited most are my list of animal collectives and an old article about Dr. Goodword's compilation of the 100 Funniest Words in English. (The article is from 2009 and also describes his website www.alphadictionary.com)
     I have always been a person who enjoys words for all kinds of reasons - words that rhyme, words that sound silly, words that I have never encountered, or words that would KILL in Scrabble. (Who else would make their dermatologist spell the word 'xiphoid' during an exam?)  I won't pretend that any of you dear readers will become quite as excited by my sharing some of these little gems; just kind of wanted to make sure that you all have treasure chests that you too can take out when you need them the most!
     Some of the the animal collectives I have used, others I just love knowing: the more common murder of crows, gaggle of geese, yoke of oxen, litter of pigs, school of fish, gam of whales, and pride of lions are nice, but how fabulous are these: A troubling of goldfish? a scurry of squirrels? a crash of rhinoceroses? a quiver of cobras? a romp of otters? a tower of giraffes? a kaleidoscope of butterflies? 
     Robert Beard (aka Dr. Goodword), a retired linguistics professor at Bucknell University, compiled the 100 funniest words list since in his opinion the words sounded funny, because they meant something funny, or some combination of the two.  He also likes those words that are one letter away from something naughty, like formication (the sense of ants crawling on your face) or fard (facepaint or makeup).  Here are a few of my favorites:
Collywobbles:  butterflies in the stomach  
Gazump:  to buy something already promised to someone else
Kerfuffle:  nonsense or balderdash
Mumpsimus:  an outdated and unreasonable position on an issue
Pettifogger:  someone who tries to befuddle others with his speech
Slangwhanger:  a loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer
Vomitory:  an exit or outlet
Wabbit:  exhausted, tired or worn out
     You just can't read these without smiling.  Hence the treasure.
For those interested in a chocolate treasure chest (which might also make you smile), I am including the picture and website recipe of something which came up when I googled treasure chest image... though I can't imagine it only takes 30 minutes to prepare! I think I still prefer my treasures in word form...

www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/hidden-treasure-chest-cake